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Anonymous asked: COLLARBONE POLICE HERE. DID SOMEONE REBLOG COLLARBONES? IF SO YOU HAVE COMMITTED A CLASS C FELONY AND ARE THEREFORE SENTENCED TO A MILLION YEARS OF AWESOMENESS AND GRATITUDE, COURTESY OF THE COLLARBONE POLICE. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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