introducing 9999years’ img glitcher!
it’s a little page for procedural client-side image glitching! simply upload your image (drag and drop, normal file upload, or from a url) and click the buttons to glitch!
(open example images in fullview for best effect)
it simply converts your image to base64 and then modifies the data—as with hand-done data bending, corruption is inevitable, so be prepared to hit the undo button when your image breaks
file format does matter, as no conversion or processing is done, however, gifs are very volatile and corrupt easily
firefox isn’t supported, although i’ve heard of a few people being able to use it in firefox
since it corrupts images, you won’t be able to upload them directly to websites and may have trouble getting them into actual images—a screenshot service like gyazo may be the best way to save your images.
have fun & read the help or send an ask if you have any questions!
ps: try the random image feature!
Women of Steel
deep, heavy breathing
Give me armour and let me kill some shit.
pay special attention to the lack of boob cups and thank you
istg I want to BE THEM
lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.
why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.
i want to learn all of these things
The devil seems like a swell guy.
you’re damn right i am
All I have to do is reach out my hand to you.